i dont fuck with the help

honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”

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thelionesspurrs:

I’m pretty sure my drought ends tomorrow.

If not…I may just have to put this pussy on his sideburns as he drives me home.

*purrs*

this is hilarious

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this is going to be me tonight

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currently me.

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ahh yes stroke my ego. 

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